Okay, so when Paris Hilton said she appreciated being treated "fairly and professionally" (for all values where [fair and professional]=[like a whiny little biznitch who won't ever take responsibility for her actions]) by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in their decision to release her to house arrest because she really, really didn't like being in jail.
She shouldn't get too used to the smell of free air, though, because she goes back to court today to see whether the original judge's direct order that she not be eligible for house arrest might mean that she is not, in fact, eligible for house arrest.
And that's why this all-new Friday Not-Even-Random Ten goes out to Paris Hilton, the cutest little nipper in Ad Seg, whether she wants to be or not.
The Ten:
1. Remy Zero, "Belong"
2. A Tribe Called Quest, "The Pressure"
3. Avril Lavigne, "Losing Grip"
4. Queen, "I Want to Break Free"
5. Guster, "Great Escape"
6. Kelly Clarkson, "Breakaway"
7. OMD, "If You Leave"
8. Staind, "Outside"
9. Dave Matthews Band, "Where Are You Going"
10. The Crystal Method, "Comin' Back"
Your Ten goes in comments. And while you're at it, here's a special Practically Harmless Jailbird Challenge: What other songs could make it onto the list that haven't already been used to celebrate her prior offenses, crimes, and incarcerations?
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